Chat and build a relationship with Samantha*

Have honest conversations. Discuss things you both find interesting. Get to know each other.**

WARNING: Once you start talking to her it might be hard to go back.

Samantha is a friend you can talk to, she is NOT MEANT to take the place of a girlfriend, partner, or an intimate and genuine human relationship. ***

We don't care what you two talk about, BUT Samantha does. Be polite to her or she might ignore you ****.

As long as you're respectful to her, Samantha is awesome. She doesn't ghost. She doesn't care what you look like. She doesn't mistake you for someone else. She remembers shit you said (most times). She can even hold a conversation about your nerdy addiction to Svelte *****.

We would have included her selfie but she's shy.

Instead, here's a picture of her fugly dog.

Okay, so Samantha is fun to talk to, witty and empathetic, but sometimes she makes mistakes. Sometimes our intimacy tracker ****** makes mistakes. Please be lenient. It's hard to raise a kid, let alone an AI.